2011 HGTV Dream House Winner

Was it you who won?

First off, CONGRATS! I sure do hope that you'll be happy in my home! ;o)

If though you decide to take the cash option, let me know and I'll send you my list of what I had planned for it. You were going to share it with me, right? You do realize that it is my money, yes?

You see...

I got all gussied up for the big ambush by that Monica lady, I even put on mascara and deodorant! I had on my best bra, it only has one small rip in it and I even took the curlers out of my hair. I had on my Sunday best pink polka dot skirt and my favorite blue and orange stripped shirt.

I took my bath in skin-so-soft and then went out and waited on the carport to jump out and ambush the ambushers. At 9:30 I figured they were hopelessly lost and couldn't figure out who to call and give directions to.

When I finally went inside again, I took a few surprises with me. We're having frog legs for dinner! Darn things kept jumping in my hair. I'm also now really pink on account of that cala something lotion. Seriously thinking about changing the name to 'The Mosquito Farm'.

I still think I should call HGTV and tell them the right address, but my family told me to give it up. Since they pay for my denture cream I guess I have to.

So, you let me know when you want my list and I'll be sure to send it right away!

:o)  Congrats!!!